Today's featured daily humor:
Little Johnny goes up to his dad... pulls down his trousers and asks his dad "hey dad what's this?". His dad replied "oh that's your car and your supposed to park it in a girls garage." Little Johnny says okay and pulls up his trousers and goes off. The next day, Little Susie goes up to her mum and says "hey mum what's this?". Her mum replies " oh that's your garage and your not supposed to let a boy park his car in it". Little Susie says oksay and goes off to play after pulling her trousers back up. The day after, Little Susie comes home from school with blood everywhere, all over her clothes. Her mum freaks out and shouts " what the hell happened to you??" Little Susie replies "well, little johnny next door tried to put his car in my garage so i ripped off his little steering wheels!"