Today's featured daily humor:
Double Groan For context I work in a correctional centre. A piece of my equipment (key chain) had fallen out of my bag at the entry way. I was advised it was at the gate and by the time I walked back to collect it, it had gone missing. The staff member looked at me apologetically and indicated it was gone and nowhere to be found. I advised him that it was highly disappointing. I advised him it was getting to the point that I couldn't trust anyone at work anymore as the place was full of criminals... It took him half a second to respond back - 'yes, and then there are the offenders...'