Today's featured daily humor:
Took my daughters to the cinema, unfortunately they didn't join me in the mens room to witness me in action. Just before the movie starts (kids movie) I have to go pee. I notice another dad outside stall #2 -just standing there with the door open observing his kid doing his stuff. I find my urinal and let it flow. Suddenly I hear the other dad go "nice aiming pal, you don't miss one drop". I know for a fact, he's complementing his son for his short range aiming skills. But as a dad, I have to respond. "Thanks pal, 42yrs of practice". We're having a laugh. Both of us. And then suddenly "now shake it before you stick it back in your pants" - again I can't resist "thanks for a great tip, no more wet patches for me" and i wash my hands and walk off. Thanks to the other dad for making my day better.