Today's featured daily humor:
A farmer once had 100 sheep One day, as he was counting his sheep he realised he only had 99. In a panic, the farmer searched all over his farm for the sheep, which was nowhere to be seen. The farmer then went to the park to look for the sheep, where he ran into a newlywed couple. The groom stared into his bride's eyes smiling, saying "Honey, I can see the whole world in your eyes." Happy, the farmer went to the groom and said "Great, can you look in there and tell me where my sheep is please?"