Why did the chicken lay an egg on an axe?... animal bird chicken insect reptile Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why did the chicken lay an egg on an axe? To hatchetClick for another laugh! Previous article: I saw a protester get killed after gluing himself to the tracks.... Prev Next article: We hired a guy for a temporary position, but he kept arriving after 9am.... Next