My Dad said, "I'm afraid of the calendar"...... dad hearing length numbers time Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:My Dad said, "I'm afraid of the calendar" "Its days are numbered!"Click for another laugh! Previous article: I asked my friend when his birthday was, and he said, "March 1st".... Prev Next article: What do you call an annoying potato?... Next