Today's featured daily humor:
(Long) Two men were stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Two men found themselves marooned on a tiny boat in the vast expanse of the ocean. As they scanned the horizon for any sign of rescue, their eyes caught the glimmer of a distant helicopter. Hope surged within them, but reality hit hard - they had a flare, but no means to ignite it. In a stroke of desperate ingenuity, one of the men jumped up and the boat becomes light the second man immediately jumps in the air at the same time and the boat becomes lighter. They then proceed to use the lighter to light the flare. I'll show myself out.