Told my friend I fell into the Salgir while on holiday.... crime friend supernatural_creature travel water Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Told my friend I fell into the Salgir while on holiday... He told me "Crimea river."Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call a blowjob from the McDonald's drive-thru attendant during Lent?... Prev Next article: How do airplanes avoid lightning strikes?... Next