I told the contractor that I didn't want any carpet on the stairs.... cleaning fighting house job judge Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I told the contractor that I didn't want any carpet on the stairs. He gave me a blank stair.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Have y'all heard about the new Male birth control?... Prev Next article: What's the best way to communicate with a fish?... Next