Today's featured daily humor:
Hi! I'm Dad. Meet my family! I'm married to a woman named Leaving. Our children are named Cold, Hungry, and Bored. We've also got two dogs, No, and ComeBackHereWithThat. I'd like to invite our neighbors, CallingTheCops, over for dinner sometime but they don't seem interested. They must have family in the area, though, as TheCops stop by on occasion. They seem nice, albeit a bit inquisitive.