Today's featured daily humor:
Went to a football game with my friend Richard. There was this guy on the pitch with a beanie on his head. He scored the first goal, a header. "Great goal," I said. "Yes," said my friend. "A great goal." Another opportunity arose ten minutes later, and the same player jumped up, and scored another header. A terrific one. "Wow, that was unstoppable," I told my friend. "Yes, unbelievable. Unstoppable," he replied. Towards the end of the game, the same player leapt up, scored another incredible header. I turned to my friend, flabbergasted and said, "I think that thing on his head, it's giving him some sort of advantage. This entire game he hasn't missed a single header." "What about it?" asked my friend. I said. "He's got a hat, Rick."