Today's featured daily humor:
First attempt as a new dad Long time lurker here. So - my wife and I were putting down our 9-week-old daughter. My wife was like "I can't believe we created that. Half of your genes and half of my genes." To which I replied, "I know. Half of my khakis and half of your khakis." She looked at me for a second, started walking away, laughed, and said "you are so dumb." I think it's hilarious!