Today's featured daily humor:
A woman gives birth and the baby is quickly rushed out of the room... ... the doctor soon comes in and says, "I'm sorry, but there was a complication. It may be better if you come see for yourself." The doctor walks the new mother to the NICU. They stop at a bed and there is a baby with no arms and no legs. The mother asks, "Is that my baby!?" The doctor replies, "No, that's not your baby." "Oh my God, that's so awful. How could anything be worse than that?" She says as they walk to the next bed. When they arrive at the next baby, there is just a head laying there. Shocked, she gasps, "Doctor, is that my baby!?" "No, no that's not your baby." "Oh thank goodness. I dont know how I would handle that. How could anything be worse!" They continue through the NICU and arrive at the last bed. Laying on a pillow is just an eye. Stunned, she hesitantly asks, "Doctor. . . Is that. . .?" "Yes, I'm afraid this is your baby." "Oh God. Oh God. How can anything be any worse than this!?" The doctor replies, "... your baby is blind."