Why couldn't Dracula bear to look his bride in the eyes?... monster reptile supernatural_creature wedding wife Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why couldn't Dracula bear to look his bride in the eyes? Because she was cross-eyed!Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call a cannibal's cookbook?... Prev Next article: What do you call a deep opening in the ground in which a boyband is playing in?... Next