Today's featured daily humor:
I instilled a full 90 seconds of groaning in my friend. So my friend and I were waiting for the rest of our gaming group to arrive and the topic of time travel came up. So I told him my theory of world specific time travel and we began discussing it. World Specific time travel is achieved not by going back in time, but bringing the planet forward in time. Using the theories of reconstructive teleportation, you disassemble the planet while scanning it, reassemble it and thus, the next time you disassemble it you can reassemble it based off the previous scan thereby recreating the planet as it existed previously thus gaining the effect of time travel without actually traveling in time. We began discussing it in detail and other methods of potentially traveling back in time were discussed. Then, as if I had a sudden epiphany I exclaimed that I had just figured out the perfect method for time travel. My friend was fully engaged at this point and was looking at me expectantly when I hit him with: You just tape some herbs to the bottom of your shoe. An epic groan session alternating between groans, laughter and wincing ensued. I was quite proud of myself.