Today's featured daily humor:
A guy is robbing a house when the owner comes home from Bible Study "Acts 2:32" she yells out. "Repent, be baptized and you will be forgiven." At this point the guy starts apologizing, crouches in the corner and begs her to forgive him. She then calls the police. The police arrive, arrest the guy and one of the cops says to him: "Why did you just cower in fear and start apologizing? Why didn't you fight back?" The robber looks at the cop and says "Are you kidding? She said she had an ax and two .32s."