Why do pirates never finish the alphabet?... alphabet crime pirate seeing temperature Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why do pirates never finish the alphabet? Because they get lost at 'C'.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Had to leave for several weeks due to a family emergency, so food went bad.... Prev Next article: What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?... Next