Today's featured daily humor:
Waiting for the old lady to pass I was out to dinner tonight New Year's Eve, with my son and daughter 16 and 24. My son, 24 is a very respectable old soul. It was very busy as we were leaving. My daughter and me walk out, I turned back my son's not there. I walked back in, I see him standing there behind a bunch of people and I say Come On Son. He says sorry, there was an old lady in front of me. I was waiting for her to pass. As we get out of the restaurant I say. Son if she's going out to restaurants it might be a very long time before she passes. If you wait for every oldish lady in front of you to pass then you're never going to get anything done in your life. Hilarity broke out.