Today's featured daily humor:
A priest, a boy scout, a smart man and a rich man are on a plane when... There's an announcement: The pilot says, "we're gonna crash. We only have 4 parachutes. As the pilot, I'm taking one." Smart man: "I am too smart to die, if I die the world will be a mess." The smart man takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. Rich man: "If I die, all my money will go to waste and the world will be a mess." The rich man takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. Priest: "Young man, you have more life left to live than me. Go, take the last parachute. I will stay here and die." Boy: "We can both live!" Priest: "How so? Boy: "There are two parachutes left. That 'smartest man' took my scouts backpack!"