Today's featured daily humor:

Eye roll My wife and I run to the store yesterday. For expediency's sake I pulled into a spot directly in front of store. She says "this is a pick up spot ". To which I reply "come here often?, what's your sign?, can I buy u a drink?" She looks confused. And I say "well you said it was a pick up spot. Those are my best pick up lines" . She exited the vehicle without another word.

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