Today's featured daily humor:
Meanwhile at the National Office of Math Associates & Teachers Historical Society... Meanwhile at the National Office of Math Associates & Teachers Historical Society... (NoMATHS). The Annual Party Planning Budget Committee were identifying how much the total refreshments were going to cost. NoMATHS member1: If we order a rail car of assorted fruit, and it ships to us from New York going 100mph, and we are 1,500 miles away, we should receive it in 15 hours. NoMATHS member2: Yes but we also need a half of a rail car weighing 25,000lbs of party supplies, from Los Angeles, moving 60mph from 1,200 miles away. NoMATHS Party Committee Chairman: Hold up, we are incredibly capable mathematicians, we can figure this out. Several Weeks later: NoMATHS member1&2: We have to factor for wind speed! NoMATHS Chair: What about friction! When steps in the NoMATHS Office Coordinator, asking: What Exactly is going on here and Why are you all shouting? Clamoring to explain their theorems, The NoMATHS Office Coordinator places their arms in an X getting them to stop, and said WHY don't y'all shush. Your party supplies are in that box marked ExoWhyoh and have been here for weeks. There will be chicken. Now then, get back to work. Looking at the box, they realize, the office coordinator placed the order for half off at Amazon, and it arrived a couple days after they began their argument, and a note that read, "I just reordered it."