Why did the marble wife leave her marble husband?... fighting history house seeing wife Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why did the marble wife leave her marble husband? He took her for granite.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive,...... Prev Next article: I once wrestled a water buffalo inside a wigwam and a teepee.... Next