Today's featured daily humor:
How am I not single... First time post Me and my fiance are looking at new apartments to rent. She was a student at the university and found a basement walking distance away. We made an appointment to check out this new (to us) spot! As we were checking out the basement we wound up back at the front entrance (the kitchen). She turned to me and asked how "what do you think?" Me: it's nice but needs some work! Example: there was a hole 3 foot by 2 foot the leads to the crawl space. Her: yeah... and the kitchen doesn't have a dishwasher but I don't mind hand washing the dishes! Me: so there is a dishwasher! Needless to say we got married and have been together for 2 and a half years now! And yes I did do a lot of dishes and fixed more of that place than our "handyman" TL:DR I made a terrible joke that was a bit much. My wife isn't a dishwasher