Today's featured daily humor:
True Story. One of my finest moments When my wife and I were planning to move, we were looking at houses. One house, our realtor showed us that, in the kitchen, there was an ironing board, making a joke out of it, presenting it like she was showing off a prize on the Price Is Right. Without missing a beat, I responded "Ironing boards are just surf boards that gave up on their dreams." If I had a microphone, I would have dropped it, and left the house as the champ with my arms up in victory.