Today's featured daily humor:
My brother-in-law bought his wife as set of genuine fox pearls ... He was bragging about it because the string of pearls actually said genuine fox pearls. Now I had not heard of fox pearls and neither did he but he swore up and down that the said genuine fox pearls. Then he said the label read, "G E N U I N E F A U X P E A R L S." This isn't really a dad joke - other than this really happened. I guess he was the dad joke. &#;