What did the axe murderer say to the judge?... crime hearing judge reading violence Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What did the axe murderer say to the judge? *"It was an axeident."*Click for another laugh! Previous article: So I was laying in my girlfriends bed and asked her what kind of sheets she had and she said:... Prev Next article: Why did Rooney Mara's husband cross the road?... Next