Today's featured daily humor:

Sister keeps asking me when the northern lights will be out.... "So far, from what I see, there is a chance for a pretty good solar storm tonight, tomorrow, and/or maybe Friday. Lot of places saying Thursday night. Could be one of, any one of, or none of, those nights, really at anytime from Dark Pm to Light AM. Most of the time that I've seen them have been between 11pm and 2am. But it's always a gamble trying to see them. Been skunked by the northern lights as many times as I've been basked them. Also, always at random times. l'll check periodically the next couple nights and if I see anything will let you know. Wish I could just say a time, but I'd be lying if I did. Also doubt you wanna hear about the kp's and the BZ's, again, so will keep it on the EZ." I hate that all my good nerdy dad jokes have to be wasted on women, as much as women hate hearing them. So the pain is mutual. This was from us messaging tonight, there really is a chance for the northern lights though. If you're into that keep an eye on the sky, hope you see them! Ah what the heck, why not..... Is the aurora borealis heavy? No, it's pretty light.

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