Today's featured daily humor:
Came up with this on the fly at work today! A coworker always groans at my dad jokes. I told her she no longer has that right after she wore a matching shirt with her boyfriend at Thanksgiving dinner. He had the "She's my sweet potato" one, and her's said "I yam". She told me that they got engaged over the holiday, so I responded "so now you're a candied yam!"