Today's featured daily humor:

Back in the 1970's, a community college with a plumbing program initiated a course in ancient Egyptian water handling technology as a way to illustrate to the students in the plumbing program that a lot of the principles of the trade were timeless. The instructor for the course noticed an unusual number of women enrolling for that class, and took a group of three of them aside and asked why there was such interest in the subject. One of them replied "Oh, it's simple. We want to be Pharaoh Faucet Majors."

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