Today's featured daily humor:
For those who love to number jokes... A guy is arrested, convicted, and sent to prison. The first night in his cell after lights out, someone yells "42." Everyone laughs. A few minutes later, someone else tells "75." Again, everyone laughs. He turns to his cell mate, who explains "We've been here so long, we don't bother telling jokes. Just what number it is. You should give it a try." PUNCHLINE ONE: The guy thinks and yells "86." No response. He tries again. "86." Nothing. "86?" When there's no laughter he turns to his cell mate, who says: "Some people just don't know how to tell a joke." PUNCHLINE TWO: The guy thinks and yells "86." The place erupts into laughter, much louder than before. He turns to his cell mate, who says: "We haven't heard that one before."