Today's featured daily humor:
Heard this one at an auto parts store. I went to an auto shop the other day to get a new bulb for one of my headlights. I grabbed one from the isle and started heading for the counter. Guy behind the counter looks up and says "How can I help you?" I say "Oh, I just wanted to pick up a bulb," showing him the one in my hand. He points to my hand and says "Nice job!"