Why do mermaid wear seashells?... animal mermaid ocean seeing water Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why do mermaid wear seashells? A-shells and B-shells are too small.Click for another laugh! Previous article: How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?... Prev Next article: I bought some shoes from my drug dealer.... Next