Today's featured daily humor:
Two rolls of tarmac on the way to a party... ... One turns to the other and says "I'm worried that guy that pick on me will be there" his friend responds "don't worry, I've got your back". As they head in the first points to a roll of red tarmac at the back of the room "that's the guy, go sort him out" to which his friend responds "I'm not messing with him, he's a cyclepath!"