Today's featured daily humor:
A witch was having an argument with her broom "Now, THIS time you're gonna do what I say! Lift me up *GENTLY* and take us to the covenstead!" Exasperated, she clambered up on the broom to fly away. Suddenly, the wild broom bucked and jerked, lurched forward at great speed, then halted just as fast! If you thought the witch was mad before, let me tell you, she flew off the handle!