I lost the only pet dolphin I'll ever have.... animal death history pet reptile Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I lost the only pet dolphin I'll ever have. Now I have no porpoise in life.Click for another laugh! Previous article: More Kids Halloween Jokes...... Prev Next article: I knew a guy who was very tender hearted.... Next