Today's featured daily humor:
A women had 100 children. She found it very difficult to name every child with a unique name. So she decided to name each child a number from 1 - 100. First child is one , second child is two.... Due to an accident every child except ninety died. Eventually ninety grown up and had children. One day ninety saw a dog and decided to adopt it, ninety didn't tell her mom that he bought a dog home, he decided to name the dog "this" and told his children to keep it a secret from his mother and use the word "This" everytime they want to talk about the dog, Like I'm taking "this outside. One day when ninety's children took "This" outside and it was hit by a car. The dog died. They still kept it a secret from their grandmother. Only ninety's kids remember this.