Today's featured daily humor:
Got her this morning! I was getting ready for the gym and making small talk with my wife about motivating myself. She asked if this would be a good workout and I said that it'd be so good, I'd be calling my gym by it's formal name. She leaned in, eye brows raised, inquisitive for what I meant and I replied, "James." She pulled back slightly, looked away obviously pondering and then it gloriously hit her. I got the full eye roll, scoff, and then the turn and walk away saying OMG... It was the trifecta and I'll be riding this high all day