Today's featured daily humor:
Two Italian guys are sitting on a bus together The first Italian says to the other "first emma come than I come.Two asses they come together than I come again. Two asses they come together once more then I come again. Pee twice then I come again. A shocked woman overhearing this says "in this country we don't discuss our sex lives in public." The surprised man says "what are you talking about lady? I'm just telling my friend how to spell Mississippi."