I'm terrified of elevators.... air emotions machines time travel Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I'm terrified of elevators. So I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I'm not sure why my grocer was so offended when I asked for supplies to make pickle bread.... Prev Next article: I met this guy...... Next