Today's featured daily humor:
I went to a bar the other day and got into a fight. There's this local bar I like to frequent, its in a 2 story building, 2nd floor. I went there the other day to unwind after a rough day at the office. About 6 drinks in, some dude comes along and aggressively nudges me off my seat then sits down. I sat there for a moment, dazed in confusion, and then shot up in anger. I put my hand on his shoulder and shout "Buddy, what's the big idea? You can't just come in here knocking people on their asses and stealing their seat. You're lucky you haven't gotten knocked out pulling that shit." He turns around, looks me in the eyes, and says "I've been coming to this bar for years and this here is my seat, so get lost before I make you." Now I've also been coming to this bar for years, and I know for *a fact* that I have never seen this man before in my life. A rough day at the office mixed with 6 drinks had me saying "Bullshit. I was here first, and if you're not going to give me back my seat then let's take this outside." faster than I could realize. He cracks his knuckles as he stands up from the seat and grumbles "Lets make this quick then." as we make our way to the elevator. I guess you could say that's where it went down. &#;