Today's featured daily humor:
Got to use my 'Dad' voice today. I was in a bad bicycle accident where a 300 lb friend ran into me at 30 mph. Needless to say I was in some pain. I went to Urgent Care to see if anything was broken. One of the assistants came to take me to x-Ray. As I'm walking down the hall, right in front of the nurse's station, something pinched in my back and I audibly winced and froze in my tracks. The Head Nurse gasped and said "Sir! Are you okay?" My eyes twinkled, I got a crook in my smile, and in my best dad voice I chimed "No, that's why I'm here."