Today's featured daily humor:
My wife and I bought a new comforter at the store in August. While we were putting it in the bed today she reminded me that the matching set of sheets had been sold out. Without looking at her I replied, "So they didn't have the sheet we needed." ...Silence... I turned to look at her, and the frustrated stare she had on her face was priceless! I'm so happy she accepts me despite knowing me!