Today's featured daily humor:
A guy finds a magic lamp, and rubs it. A genie pops out and says "I will grant you one wish." The guy says "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but my wife refuses to fly. I wish for a bridge from Los Angeles to Honolulu so we can drive there." The genie replies "Come on, guy, get real. A bridge from L.A. to Honolulu? Try again." "Okay, I wish for peace in the Middle East." The genie thinks for a moment and says "How many lanes wide do you want that bridge?"