Today's featured daily humor:
Farmer Jeb kinda went missing one Saturday morning. His buddy Pete went looking for him. After a few hours Jeb was found singing love songs alone by the shed, next to his old faithful tractor. "Hey Jeb, what's up buddy?" "It's me and the wife, Pete... been having problems." "Man, I'm sorry to hear that brother... must be bad, are you all right?" "I'm dealing with it as best I can, Pete... went to the counselor... said I should do something romantic to a trac... Oh no doggone it, Pete, now I git what he meant!"