Today's featured daily humor:
A man has a medical episode on a plane... As a crowd gathers around him to see what's going on, his wife frantically yells out "Somebody help! Is there a doctor on board?" A man in the back of the crowd raises his hand and says "I'm a urologist." About that time, the man having the medical episode takes a turn for the worse and begins losing consciousness. His wife turns to the urologist and yells "DO SOMETHING!!" He responds "But I'm not a general physician, what do you want me to do?" The woman quickly cracks back "Don't ask me, urine expert!"