Today's featured daily humor:
Men are very sensitive.. In the early hours of the morning, a group of construction workers is busy on a tall building. Tragically, Steve loses his footing, falls from a ledge, and sustains severe injuries upon impact. Efforts are made to revive him through CPR, but a gaping wound in his skull continues to spurt blood, and he succumbs to his injuries. Bill somberly declares, 'Someone has to break the news to Steve's wife.' Sensing the gravity of the situation, Joey volunteers, saying, 'I'll do it, I'm very sensitive' Joey departs on this painful mission and returns hours later, bearing two cases of beer. Bill, puzzled, inquires, 'Where did you find the beer?' Joey replies, 'Steve's wife gave them to me.' Astonished, Bill questions, 'You told her Steve had passed, and she gave you beer?' Smirking, Joey responds, 'Not exactly. When she opened the door, I said, "You must be Steve's widow." She retorted, "I'm not a widow," to which I confidently replied, "I bet you two cases of beer you are."'