Today's featured daily humor:
An Irishman was invited to a Halloween party. When he showed up, he was wearing deedly-bobs, dragging cellophane behind him, and his girlfriend was on his back. The host asked what he was supposed to be. He pointed to the deedly-bobs and says, "I'm a snail! These are me antennae." He pointed to to cellophane and said, "That's me slime trail." "And your girlfriend?" asked the host. "That's Michelle!"