Today's featured daily humor:
Putin dies and arrives in hell. After some time, he's granted a day off for good behavior. So he visits Moscow, walks into a bar, orders a drink, and inquires of the bartender: \- Is Crimea ours? \- Yes, it is. \- And the Donbas? \- Also in our hands. \- What about Kyiv? \- We've got that too. Content with the answers, he enjoys his drink and asks: \- Thank you. How much do I need to pay? \-10 hryvnia!