Today's featured daily humor:
A man enters a bar... The bartender inquires, "Why do you look so down?" The man responds, "I just discovered that my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drown my sorrows in alcohol until it kills me. "The bartender looks shocked and says, "I'm sorry, but I can't assist you in killing yourself." The man inquires, "Well, what would you do if you were in my shoes?" The bartender puffs up his chest a bit and remarks, "If I learned that someone was involved with my wife, I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy" The man suddenly jumps from his stool and exclaims, "That's a brilliant idea! Thanks!" He then hurries out of the bar. A couple of hours pass, and the bartender begins to feel anxious when the man returns to the bar, wearing a smile. "Did you kill the guy?" the bartender asks nervously. "Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."