Today's featured daily humor:
A frustrated woman, upset because her husband was once again late coming home, decided to leave a note that read, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me." She then concealed herself under the bed to observe his reaction. After a brief while, her husband arrived home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he entered the bedroom. She watched as he walked towards the dresser and picked up the note. After a few minutes, he jotted something down on it before grabbing the phone and making a call. "She's finally gone...yes, I know, it's about time, I'm on my way to see you. Put on that alluring French nightgown. I love you...can't wait to be with you...we'll indulge in all the passionate activities you enjoy." He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left. As she heard the car drive away, she emerged from beneath the bed, seething with anger and tears in her eyes, and grabbed the note to see what he had written... "I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."